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stoned poet 

Actually a poet must be rather stoned to make this kind of crap
Yes, to be stoned or not be stoned that is the question,
whathever it isnobler to role a joint,
and by lighting,
end him.
Yes indeed, stonedness is the WAY, for me
its been a friend, an allay, a comfort,
So yes Being a Stoned Poet is being the Ganja,

I am the Whacky Tabacci,
I am Marry Jane
stoned poet by LT. Slayer February 11, 2004
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Stoned Poet 

A poet who is stoned 24/7.

Not really a poet and not really stoned, but the stoned poet likes to see him self this way.
Poet, are you Stoned? No! But I'm acting like it!
Stoned Poet by Cardamon February 11, 2004
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