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gremlin in my pocket 

Slang for having two penises; or a transvestite female.
"She looked questioningly at me when I told her about the gremlin in my pocket." or "That girl has a gremlin in her pocket."

Pocket gremlins

Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.
After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.