poobert 

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

pobop 

A number, word, phrase or sentence that is the same backwards and forwards.

Replacement for the word palindrome because palindrome is not the same backwards and forwards

Visit www.pobop.team to join the pobop team

Taco cat is a pobop.

pobop by Pobop Team Representative December 22, 2021

pooed

Pooed -

Adjective

A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.

An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.

Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity

Chon: Hey KK did you see that guy drinking out of a boot
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed

KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on

Chon: It's Pooed

pooed by Chonatin October 8, 2013

poblem 

Poblem is a word that only a few people in this world understands. And it can be very effective when trying to answer something that is weird.

That is very poblem.
Poblem..........

poblem by The one of words October 19, 2015

Pooey Transaction 

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

Pooey Transaction by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

pobrecito 

masculine form of "poor little buddy"

Boy: "I've got a papercut!"
Friend: "Aw, pobrecito."

pobrecito by Nicole97 October 18, 2007

Pobegad 

When a highly anticipated delivery of wine arrives at your home and you don't even wait for the delivery person to leave your property before you grab a corkscrew and open one to drink, sometimes inviting that delivery person a taste, to which they should obviously say no to, since they are driving a big truck.

I "Pobegad" a 2011 Dr. Crane last night. Excellent (but yes, it needs some time).

Pobegad by WineMan November 7, 2013