Poarch Monkey 

Poarch Monkey isn't a racial term. Nigger is.

What can I get you my little Poarch Monkey? It's okay, I'm taking it back.

Poarch Monkey by SlyCrime August 11, 2006

Poarch Monkey 

Slang term for a good-for nothing, lazy-ass, nigger.

Those Damn Poarch Monkeys.

Poarch Monkey by SHAKEANBAKE August 9, 2006

poarch monkey 

derrogitory term for a black person

"I hate that damn poarch monkey that keeps coming around"

poarch monkey by NigAh8TER September 25, 2005

poarch monkey 

A slang word for a dirty indian or a black person.

Coady loves sniffing gas, hes such a poarch monkey!

poarch monkey by Trevdawg April 10, 2006

porch monkey 

someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.

your next door neighbor

porch monkey by pickledspork July 23, 2005

Retarded porch monkey 

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

Retarded porch monkey by Happy! July 10, 2021

porch monkey 

another type of racial slur towards black people.

guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey

porch monkey by k0_ November 29, 2018