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Police. Po-Po. The Fuzz.
The po-9's came and we had to ditch the pot and scat.
po-9 by Mutinous Messiah November 23, 2002
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Fat police officers who stand outside of kids rooms on choir trips to make sure they don't get any action.
The Po-9, with their shoes, are the biggest bacon on the planet.
po-9 by Danny Paps October 8, 2003
"Hey look! There's the po-po with his po-9!"
po-9 by Ali & Friends January 25, 2004
Shit, drop your weed, son! That's the Po9!
Po 9 by Anonymous February 11, 2003
1. Slang term for police. The term is generally used for local police, who presumably don't know what they're doing.
person 1: "Ohh shit son, was that a statey?"
person 2: "Naw kid, that was just some donut-sucking, bacon-backed po 9."
Po 9 by B-Gullek September 9, 2007

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