Plumb Smugglers

A pair of pants worn by a male that are extremely tight.

Dude, nice Plumb Smugglers. I can count your pubes through those things.

by The Hutt August 25, 2010

plumb smugglers

pants that fit too tight in just the crotch region for a guy. different than skinny jeans, where pants are a tight fit throughout. when guy sits down in tight pants, looks like he is smuggling two round fruits.

See that guy sitting over there?... He needs to buy a different cut of jeans. With those plumb smugglers, looks like he trying to hide two plumbs.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

plum smugglers

A pair of Men's shorts so small and tight that it looks like he is smuggling a pair of plums (testicles)

A good example of plum smugglers are old school basketball shorts or Lt. Dangle's shorts on Reno 911.

by Erwin Finklemore November 1, 2007

plumb smuggler

usually referring to tight underwear worn by a well hung male

his underwear was so tight i think hes a plumb smuggler

by mr.m dog September 23, 2009

Plum Smuggler

Plum smuggling is the male version of camel toe. Therefore a plum smuggler is a guy who has male camel toe.

Jim Dangle from Reno 911! is a plum smuggler.

by Kranston July 8, 2005

Plum Smuggler

Male speedo swimsuit. Also see Banana Hammock. The term draws on a comparison of a plum to a scrotum. Because the speedo tames the nut sack in such a way that it is not visible, It is refered to as smuggling. Hence ... Plum Smuggler.

I hope Vito wears a Plum Smuggler to the beach today? He's so hot!

by Tad Turdlike February 14, 2006

Plum Smuggler

1. A vain man wearing incredibly tight lower wear (speedo, bike shorts, unitard), who appears to be hiding plums right around the crotch.
2. A pimp trying to keep his gigolo(s) from being arrested.

1. Oh my GOD! Look at that plum smuggler in the water. I hope he doesn't scare any young children...
2. Damn man... I feel like such a plum smuggler. I can't send the boys out til the popo stop patrolling so often.

by TadBitBored May 13, 2008