The runoff from a sexual session in which the prolapsed anus of a willing participant is hammered to the point of anal fissures forming causing blood to pool into the prolapse. This mixes with the fecal matter present in the prolapsed area and the resulting sticky white love piss of the external aggressor. Creating a purple hued substance known as plum sauce.
She gave me a jar of plum sauce, straight from the bowels of hell!
A stage of drunkenness. Beyond hammered. Technically one is "plummed" or "plumsauced" when it is predicted that their night will end as a result of puking, passing out, or a serious felony.
Ramirez: I don't think Jose is gunna make it out essay, he is way to drunk right now.
Carlos: He is so plum sauced, let's get him home to our crib before he pukes, or causes a serious crime.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.