pleaw 

peace, love... oh Pleaw (puh-loo/ploo)

the act of being unable to type is what led to the creation of Pleaw. some may say "pleaw? you mean please?" no I mean Pleaw. Pleaw is a simple saying which resembles the act of forgiveness and compromisation with thou friends and enemies beyond. Pleaw grabs more attention than something as insignificant and minuscule as Please. Please is the irrelevant, bland, the colonizer version of Pleaw. Why would one ever say please when they could say Pleaw.

Pleaw can be used in any situation please would be necessary in. Pleaw adds ethnic spices into a dry conversation. Pleaw is like the melanin being added to a poc babies pale skin. The ethereal word is used when one must go on their knees and beg. Or laugh so hard they need an airbag.

After reading this we at the pleaw foundation hope you can add a sizzle of pleaw into your dry bland conversations. Pleaw, if you know what's best for society, do this!!!!

person 1: i'm so pissed at you

person 2: pleaw forgive me

person 1: I like that word, ha👺🦆ha👺🦆 ha👺🦆 I forgive you!

pleaw by sheesh_shawty May 3, 2021

Arthur’s pleasure 

The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.

As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.

I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!

Arthur’s pleasure by Marty the Hat July 31, 2019

Peawinkle 

Slang. A woman of smaller frame, with a devilish,elf like demeanor.

She's a sweet woman with a touch of peawinkle in her

Peawinkle by Willow dancingeyes May 21, 2016

Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.

So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 29, 2023

guys please 

Quackitys serious response to a troll on a stream.

People: *silence*
Quackity: guys please

guys please by Efe Dogan January 12, 2021

I plead the Ford 

This is based on the activities of Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, Canada. If a person says, 'I plead the Ford", it means they are excused from their behavior and are not obliged to explain themselves because they were smoking crack cocaine and in a drunken stupor.

Why did you crash your car?

I plead the Ford!

I plead the Ford by sexbeyond40 November 19, 2013

Please no punterino 

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.

I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino

Please no punterino by Jesiotre October 10, 2019