Plant-based Meat. Such as that found in Impossible brand or Beyond brand meat substitute products. Could also be applied to tofu, bean mixes meant to mimic actual meat
an erection found within the depths of an office workers pleated pants (typically chinos) this specific erection is not an advanced chubby, this is THE REAL DEAL, a major obvious erection
well my day was immeadiatly ruined by my boss's pleat shark he got after the new inturn bent over to fix her shoe.
a crease in a shirt formed after defacting by holding up the bottom of one's shirt against their chest with their chin to keep it off of the seat. Often a clear indication of a number 2 being performed as opposed to a number one.
Guy 1: Man, Gordon's been in the bathroom for a while now, there's no way he's taking a piss Guy 2: There he is now, and yeah you're right, you can see the plop pleats on his shirt
Guy 1: He always f****ing stinks up my bathroom!