pleasure bag 

a bag used during sex for the purpose of hiding the face of one's sexual partner. typically used for the purpose making an unattractive face bearable when the body is quite nice ( see wordbutterfaceword).

the title, pleasure bag, is used to justify the use of said tool on one's partner without being rude or cruel.

"Yes, I would gladly partake in sexual intercourse with that woman. But I would find the employment of a pleasure bag quite necessary"

pleasure bag by evilgenimus August 19, 2003

Chef's Pleasure Bag

"Chef's Pleasure Bag" is a sex toy though of by Chef from South Park.

Chef is whoring to keep out of prison. Now he has to have sex with Veronica Crabtree who is real fugly.
He tells her they can use a sex toy called "Chef's Pleasure Bag".

Ms. Crabtree: All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy!
Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some… sex toys?
Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?
Chef: Like this very special device. *pulls up a paper bag* I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag."
Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?
Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.

Chef's Pleasure Bag by 28052010 September 2, 2010

pleasure bagel 

A freshly baked bagel, with or without cream cheese, toasted for sexual satisfaction. Warmed for your pleasure.

Tim brought out the bag of bagels, toasted one, pulled his pants down, and put himself inside his pleasure bagel.

pleasure bagel by NiceWaters December 20, 2015