Playing the guitar 

Another term for female masterbation with the fingers.

I caught my sister playing the guitar last night to a porny porn.

Playing the guitar by V dux September 6, 2007

playing the guitar 

to play with a girls boobs and pussy at the same time.

jeff said shut the damn door while playing the guitar.

playing the guitar by chris poivka June 10, 2008

Jimi Hendrix playing the guitar 

the equivalent of Jesus coming down from heaven and playing a guitar.

person1- hey whats that immaculate music?
person2- its either Jesus Christ or Jimi Hendrix playing the guitar.

Jimi Hendrix playing the guitar by guitarmusicman November 26, 2007

playing the pink guitar 

Masturbation, jacking off.

Arthur was "playing the pink guitar" when his secretary suddenly walked in his office.

playing the pink guitar by Buddha Mama December 15, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019