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playing the banjo

The act of a woman pleasuring herself, usually associated with the quick diddling of the clitoris, close to climax. Also can be done by a man (or another woman, if that is your thing), but it would be done during a reach around.
"Before I fucked the shit out of your mother's gapping ass, I really enjoyed watching her playing the banjo, so much so, I decided to play a tune on it myself, Hee Haw!!!"
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playing the banjo

When you are fondling your woman's clit, vagina.
Why didn't you answer my call's yesterday man?

Sorry man, I was busy playing the banjo.
playing the banjo by Robbie Rob J February 17, 2017

playing the banjo

Baily- Jp played my banjo

JP- I was playing the banjo at bailys last night
playing the banjo by Sami J April 18, 2008

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.
Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.

Playing the Invisible banjo 

Female masturbation, from the action of the hand as if strumming a banjo
Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.

playing the skin banjo 

Since her boyfriend lives three hours away, Sally has become an expert at playing the skin banjo.
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026