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playing the banjo

The act of a woman pleasuring herself, usually associated with the quick diddling of the clitoris, close to climax. Also can be done by a man (or another woman, if that is your thing), but it would be done during a reach around.
"Before I fucked the shit out of your mother's gapping ass, I really enjoyed watching her playing the banjo, so much so, I decided to play a tune on it myself, Hee Haw!!!"
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playing the banjo

When you are fondling your woman's clit, vagina.
Why didn't you answer my call's yesterday man?

Sorry man, I was busy playing the banjo.
playing the banjo by Robbie Rob J February 17, 2017

playing the banjo

Baily- Jp played my banjo

JP- I was playing the banjo at bailys last night
playing the banjo by Sami J April 18, 2008

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.
Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.

Playing the Invisible banjo 

Female masturbation, from the action of the hand as if strumming a banjo
Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.

playing the skin banjo 

A term for female masturbation
Since her boyfriend lives three hours away, Sally has become an expert at playing the skin banjo.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026