Playing Xbox 

A phrase used to describe someone banging their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend.

Where's Peter?

He's playing Xbox with you know who.

Again? Reaaaaallly?

Playing Xbox by Iron Chef of Poundin' Vag May 5, 2010

playing xbox 

What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.

Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?

Kids: Just playing xbox mom.

Parent: Who's winning?

Kids: It's a dead heat

playing xbox by biggiesmalls.29 July 14, 2010

Playing Xbox 

To finger a girl while using your thumb to play with her clit, using only one hand.

"Yeah, she thought I was really good at Playing Xbox and said she'd like to play with me again."

Playing Xbox by FluffyKittenHater December 13, 2016

Brenden playing xbox 

That little shithead that has horrible burns and always trash talks you even though you didn't say anything. Also has a bad temper when all the people playing the game with him start trash talking him back.

Is Brenden playing Xbox because if he is I'm not playing with that cunt

Brenden playing xbox by Kiwi licker November 9, 2017