1 definition by biggiesmalls.29

What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.
Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?

Kids: Just playing xbox mom.

Parent: Who's winning?

Kids: It's a dead heat
by biggiesmalls.29 July 14, 2010
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