played soccer.

for a girl to be on her period. Normally found at high school's in the St. Louis County area.

Carol's in a really bad mood today. I think she played soccer.

by sharkattack4511 July 5, 2009

play soccer with my testicles

When the monsters behind the blue fence get horny and decide they want to play soccer.

Hey, watch out for that blue fence. The one time the monsters behind that fence got so horny that they decided to play soccer with my testicles.

by Ballistic573 December 22, 2020

Do you play soccer/volleyball?

A person who is very thicccc gets asked if they play soccer or volleyball after the asker gets a glance at their big thighs.

Sofia: *holding the door open with leg* there you go!
Grace: *gets a good look at her legs* hey, do you play soccer/volleyball?
Sophia: no, I don’t
Grace: Really?

by Itsmekey April 4, 2023

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020