playafied

The state of being covered with sand from the playa at burning man.

Dude, my hair was totally playafied from burning man this year! I had to wash it 3 times to get all the sand out!


My shoes are ruined from burning man this year. They're totally playafied.

playafied by Erin Scott October 31, 2008

parafied 

terrified to the point of paralysis

he was parafied by the sight of his girlfriend's ugly sister

parafied by RoyaltiesToTheRoyalties November 22, 2006

parafied 

A mixture of feeling paranoid and terrified all at once.

I became parafied when black flying insects roared out of it's mouth.

parafied by LeStranger October 19, 2004

plaidafied 

When you ejaculate on a girl but some of it enters the vagina

Boy: I'm cumming!
Girl: Pull out!
Boy: Uh oh, I plaidafied

plaidafied by NotSomebodyWhoHasaZinHisName January 14, 2018

Platapied 

Having a platypus forced upon you.

You just got platapied!

Platapied by BlacPlague December 2, 2010

parafied 

The act of being petrified and paranoid be the same time.

I was parafied that someone was following me through the woods.

parafied by Joel berry May 5, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019