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Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"
Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv
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platforms 

extremly high heels usually worn by strippers and porn stars. possibly the sexiest invention ever.
I covered her with baby oil, and all she had on was a pair of black platforms!
platforms by the pretender October 21, 2003

de-platformed 

To be de-platformed is to have all of one's social media accounts suspended like tRumpty, and the Pillow Man's, Rudy Fooliani's, tRumpty Jr's and several others for advocating sedition.
It's about time that Trumpty has been de-platformed!
de-platformed by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

precision platformer 

A type of platformer game that has sharp, accurate movements that allow for difficult and tight platforming.
Celeste is my favourite precision platformer because of how challenging it is.

Platformlessness 

Way of saying that something uses standardized technologies in a way that a service or product is available for everyone.
I like the platformlessness of this application.
Facebook has great platformlessness.
Platformlessness by lead.* April 25, 2011

platformer 

Platformer is an person who likes using different platforms/websites for watching videos, streaming, playing video games or using social media.
Person 1: Hey man, are you a platformer?
Person 2: What the fuck does platformer mean?
Person 1: Urban Dictionary has an answer.
platformer by RookieMastah December 17, 2017

Platformer's Migraine 

a migraine that occurs when a person plays an extremely difficult platformer.
"My head really hurts"
"Did you seriously get platformer's migraine after 3 levels?"
"Really hard levels."