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plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating
"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."
by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013
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plant brown carrots

Funny way to describe bowel movements.
About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.
by Burnt Biscuit December 28, 2005
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