A person who's addicted to feeling emotional pain, doing things such as looking for love in all the wrong places and expecting to find kindness in a wasteland of hatred and despair.
Person 1: Did you hear about how Ryan is trying to get with Amanda, the most popular girl in school?
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows she rejects anyone and everyone. Poor Ryan, the kid must be a painaholic.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"