placentual 

When you share an imaginary consentual placenta amongst friends, deeping your relationship and providing insight into their innermost thoughts and feelings.

Guy1: Dude, how'd you know that's my favorite flavor of ice cream?
Guy2: We're placentual, I know everything.

If you have to look up the definition for placentuality, you aren't placentual.

placentual by What do I type in here again? August 3, 2017

Placenta slap 

The act of slapping ones baby daddy with placenta.

Kaya just had her baby and the father isnt around so she's decided to remind him he's a douche by placenta slapping him.

Placenta slap by Mumblina24 July 12, 2015

Placenta-Eyes 

Inflamed, watery, red eyes....basically they look like a placenta has been wiped slowly across them.

Did you have a bad nights sleep?" "Yeah, how did you know?" "You've got some serious Placenta-Eyes this morning" "Oh man...they do feel pretty moist

Placenta-Eyes by Jejunumplacentakate April 2, 2011

placenta brain 

Confusion and short term memory loss that happens during pregnancy.

"Hey placenta brain, what's the soap doing in the fridge?"

"My wife is such a placenta brain. Yesterday I caught her eating chalk. She said she needed the calcium."

"I gave a presentation to a group of women when I was pregnant. And I forgot my name! Must be the pregnancy brain."

placenta brain by stephjk June 3, 2008

Placenta

One of Daniel Howell's (danisnotonfire) most well know "in" jokes with his Danosaurs (viewers/audience).

During one of his liveshows during the tradition of asking his Danosaur's how they are doing, many often say Placenta.

Dan: "Hey guys! How are we doing today?"
Fan1: PLACENTA!
Dan: Fan1, placenta is not an emotion...
Fan2: Placenta.
Fan3: Placenta.
Fan4: Placenta!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: GUYS! (Does that incredibly cute laugh of his...)

When making Christmas cookies with his BFF and flatmate (AND BOYFRIEND) Phil...
Dan: Can you guess what this one is?
Phil: Urmm what is it?
Dan: It's a PLACENTA COOKIE!!!

Placenta by apsilpastille November 27, 2012

placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

And the placenta hit the floor

placenta by machetemirage October 7, 2008

nose placenta 

The clot removed from the aftermath of a massive bloody nose. It acts like elastic whilst pulling it out and tickles the nostril of the bearer. It can also be siphoned through to the mouth and spat at a target.

I went to blast out my nose placenta and it landed on this little kid's head, then a dog came by and ate it. It was such a dark red gelatinous mess.

nose placenta by Gildster October 19, 2010