Pissten 

Pissten (N, Verb, adj): Much like listen, Pissten is when you listen to white noise, the bathroom fan, Or any other distracting noise covering sound in order to pee with out feeling awkward or just a general distraction (in order to pee)

(May also be used for pooping. )
(Check out Nervous Pooers for more information.)

Guy : Man I had a hard time using the restroom right next to my girlfriends family. There was nothing to pissten to.

Pissten by What Are Words July 12, 2017

pisster 

A shitty poster...a pisster.

Coined by a Brit who couldn't say poster...

"You bought a right pisster there mate!"

pisster by MountTheTing March 5, 2020

pisstery 

Unexplained urine spots commonly found on bedding, floors or other areas.

When I went into the kitchen this morning I found a big puddle of piss. It's a pisstery!

pisstery by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009

Pissterical 

When you are laughing so hard that you wet your pants.

The joke Johnny told was so funny that by the time he got to the punch line, I was pissterical.

Pissterical by Don McKeefery December 26, 2008

pisstoned

When you get pissed on alcohol and stoned on weed at the same time.

Jamie: "how do you feel after the party?"
Esther: "I'm sooo pisstoned"

pisstoned by GotPisstoned October 18, 2020

pisstang 

That zesty taste when you have oral sex after a night out, maybe a hint of urine on the tongue. Imagine putting your tongue on a battery.

Cyanide Dave loves the pisstang from that sweaty twat

pisstang by Eddy loves God January 31, 2015

pisstank 

(verb) to drink beer in excess
(noun) a sot/drunkard

(verb) "Let's go get a couple of sixpacks and pisstank."
(noun) "Charlie, you're nothing but an old pisstank."

pisstank by ahti koski November 28, 2003