piss wood

the effect of needing to pee so badly that you get a boner

because pete wouldn't stop for me to take a piss on our road trip, I got a bad case of piss wood

by Geminisnickets April 23, 2006

does a bear piss in the woods

Its another way of saying "isn't it obvious!"

"Do you think Jeremy and Amber are doing it?"

"does a bear piss in the woods?!"

by i'll cut you alive February 21, 2009