Piss Excellence

1. Being so excellent that your body must rid of the excess through easiest means. Can be used as an end-all to all arguments because you piss excellence, what do they got?

2. A slang term for getting piss-drunk on top notch alcohol.

(variations: pissed excellence, pissing excellence, piss e, pissed e, pissing e)

1. Monica: Bill, you ruined my dress.
Bill: Its okay, I piss excellence.
Monica: But, we'll get caught.
Bill: Its okay, I piss excellence.
(In this example, Bill can obviously do no wrong...)

2. Bill: Hillary, I don't want to wear this dress.
Hillary: This is what you get for getting caught. Besides, I piss excellence, put it on.
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3. Fred: Dude, last night I so pissed excellence. It was pimp. I was like a pimp.
Ted: Yeah, it was pimp.

Piss Excellence by pjrabit January 1, 2008

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Piss excellence

when some one thinks they are greater then everyone else

Tom:"Yeah dude I can eat all i want and still stay skinny"
Brad: "Well not all of us piss excellence in the morning"

Piss excellence by Aries90_Ps3 October 13, 2008

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Related Words

Piss Excellence • Piss of Excellence • piss • piss kink • Piss ant • piss off • piss head • piss cutter • piss-ass • piss up

Piss of Excellence

Mixing Mountain Dew with Jack Daniels for the best drink ever! It'll literally turn you piss excellent!

Can anyone make the Piss of Excellence?

Piss of Excellence by The GarrBear November 27, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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