pipe off

When two plumbers are competing for one job so instead of a stand off they have a pipe off where they beat eachother with pipes.

Look at those two plumbers having a pipe off!

by w.shakespeare(original) August 19, 2022

pipe off

To have a competition where you compare the size of your penis to others.

"Time to have a pipe off to see who has the biggest one!"

by Sssith October 11, 2017

Pipe Me Off

"Pipe Off" or "Pipe Me Off" is a common expression used in the northern English tongue to desribe a bloke getting sucked off or receiving a blow job by a bird. It's been around for a few years most notably in the Hull and Manchester cities.

"I went round to this birds house the other night and got her to "pipe me off" it was mint!"

"Oiy you, give us a good piping"

"Could everyone stop getting piped"

by Pork Head August 30, 2011

Fresh off the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh off the pipe... And it feels so good"

by Thutton July 2, 2011

keep the dog off the half pipe

Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.

Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right

by bigthunker November 7, 2020

Keep the dog off the half pipe

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.

Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!

by bigthunker November 7, 2020