Pipe Dream

any of the above definitions is good. but the following probably provides an dramatic example of the words in use.

A pipe dream is a girl that you dream about laying pipe to, although it will probably never happen.

by drdaninjp May 26, 2008

Pipe Dream

Neil Josten.

"you were supposed to be a side affect of the drugs"
"I'm not a hallucination"
"You are a pipe dream"

by YourLocalBananaBread September 11, 2022

Pipe Dream

all your hopes and dreams as a kid

When I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate and ride a dragon. Alas, it was nothing but a pipe dream.

by The-DudeManchu September 8, 2014

Pipe Dreams

The belief in God, heaven, jesus, salvation etc

that weirdo over there is chasing pipe dreams that he will go to heaven.

by Satan101 September 18, 2009

Pipe dream

A dream that usually occurs during a short nap that leaves its victim with a large and often untimely errection.

That pipe dream came at the wrong time, now i have to hide my wood for an hour.

by Boarman August 14, 2009

cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.

I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.

by Spiritual-Master December 11, 2021

Arizona Pipe Dream

An affliction where a person has an inability to finish any task, because of constant fantasies of anal sex with Hispanic women.

"Jenkins you change that tire yet?" "No boss, I was lost in an Arizona Pipe Dream, the one where I paint the head of my Johnson like Yahweh and bend Consuela over a saw horse and deliver the holy spirit."

by Eldo 76 December 15, 2009