Pipe dream

A dream that usually occurs during a short nap that leaves its victim with a large and often untimely errection.

That pipe dream came at the wrong time, now i have to hide my wood for an hour.

by Boarman August 14, 2009

pipe dream

n : a fantastic but vain hope (from fantasies induced by the opium pipe);

' I have this dream about being the king of the universe.'

by A Metaphor for Paranoia January 07, 2005

Pipe Dream

Not Neil Josten

"I'm not a hallucination."
"You are a pipe dream."

by Hopelesslee July 12, 2020

pipe dream

A vain dream that will never happen, given the harsh reality of life.

World peace and human equality are examples of pipe dreams because humans are more naturally inclined to kill off their competition than to cooperate.

by AYB May 21, 2003

Pipe Dream

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.

by Fast Eddy 13 February 19, 2012

PIPE DREAM

Synonym for illusion.

The world living in peace and harmony some day- what a pipe dream.

by Stiffmeister February 22, 2006

Pipe Dream

;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can

"Who is your pipe dream?" "oH mY GAwD, it has to be Sidney Shlong, he's just so fucking cute!"

by TweakGod October 15, 2019