Pipe Dream

Not Neil Josten

"I'm not a hallucination."
"You are a pipe dream."

by Hopelesslee July 12, 2020

Pipe Dream

A dream that is so unrealistic that you would have to be smoking a crack pipe to believe it could come true.

A midget who thinks he can play in the NBA is living a pipe dream.

by Fast Eddy 13 April 22, 2012

Pipe Dream

;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can

"Who is your pipe dream?" "oH mY GAwD, it has to be Sidney Shlong, he's just so fucking cute!"

by TweakGod October 14, 2019

Pipe Dream

A low hope or something that is almost impossible to achieve.

David: I been lifting for 15 years and now I'm 28 years old my max bench press is 275 lbs. Would I ever bench press 405 lbs.

Joe: That's a pipe dream.

David: ... :(

by DKXStambull November 13, 2011

Pipe Dream

any of the above definitions is good. but the following probably provides an dramatic example of the words in use.

A pipe dream is a girl that you dream about laying pipe to, although it will probably never happen.

by drdaninjp May 26, 2008

Pipe Dream

Neil Josten.

"you were supposed to be a side affect of the drugs"
"I'm not a hallucination"
"You are a pipe dream"

by YourLocalBananaBread September 10, 2022

Pipe Dream

all your hopes and dreams as a kid

When I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate and ride a dragon. Alas, it was nothing but a pipe dream.

by The-DudeManchu September 7, 2014