Dumpster Fire

Someone who's ridiculously unattractive (and possibly arrogant/attention seeking and thinks they're super attractive).
My friend neglected to tell me my blind date was a total dumpster fire.

She started crying in front of the mirror when she realized she was a complete dumpster fire.
by The-DudeManchu December 22, 2013
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Pipe Dream

When I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate and ride a dragon. Alas, it was nothing but a pipe dream.
by The-DudeManchu September 08, 2014
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