When having vaginal sex in the doggy style position, the
guy inserts his index finger into her
asshole, removing a globule of shit. When she turs around to ask what the fuck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body.
Extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.
Bro 1: Dude, you and Krista are still down for that 5fdp show Friday, right?
Bro 2:
Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other
day, so we are done, I am
broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...