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pink dragon 

The inside of a penis on the outside.
What the fuck is wrong with your dick?

Oh, I was born with a pink dragon

Or

Hah! His dook looked like a pink dragon!
pink dragon by Cabbage b0i May 24, 2018
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Pink Dragon 

Hey bro, did you get laid last night?

Yea, Stacey was all over my pink dragon!
Pink Dragon by FunDotCom March 5, 2010

pink Dragon 

When you have sex with your girlfriend and she is on her period and you cum inside her and on your dick you will see pink cum because red+white is pink
John: I was In art class, and we were learning colors and I thought why not fuck a girl on her period but then again I was thinking about red and white to make pink and I thought HEYY PINK DRAGON

Maria: You nasty son of a bitch...

Afghan Pink Dragon

When your girl is on her period, pull out when you’re about to cum and nut in her ass, then mix it with pepto bismol and let ‘er rip
Guy: Hey wanna do this Afghan Pink Dragon Thing?
Girl: I’m pregnant
Afghan Pink Dragon by iSpitOnLlamas January 17, 2021

Slay the pink dragon 

Having sex with a woman who hasn't had sex for a long time, usually by a male but not exclusively. Not related to losing one's virginity; related to satisfying a large appetite that has built up for sex in a previously sexually active woman. Not female masturbation.
Steve is such a player, he tried to get with me cause he knows I havent had it for a year. But I don't need him to slay the pink dragon...I'd have asked him before if that's what I wanted!
Slay the pink dragon by White Bone January 9, 2011

Riding the Pink Dragon

To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.
"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"

Pinkdragon 

Pinkdragon (verb) to ejaculate into a girl's nose, and punching her face as it is coming out of her mouth so it mixes with blood creating the color pink.

Pinkdragon (noun) A girl with a broken face and blood mixed with sperm coming out her nose and mouth, creating the color pink.
If you see a woman and a man walk out of a room, the man very satisfied and the woman hurt and with pink liquid all over her face, a Pinkdragon most likely took place.
Pinkdragon by Dr. Sexmonster November 29, 2011
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