pink bear 

Second largest fear of common man(the largest being an army of whales with rabies). Pink bears haves wings and aposable thumbs. There adorably cute looking and scary dangerous. They act playful to draw in their pray, then shoot the prey with hand guns. Main diet: Polar bears and cigaretts.

Omg! Look at the cute pink bear, he's playing with the ball. Now look, the bear is pointing his gun at me. How adorable.

pink bear by The Great Lollipop Licker May 11, 2010

pink-beardedness 

the act of becoming so incredibly badass that you grow a pink tipped beard. Pink-beardedness attracts all types of attention especially sexual attention from females, mostly jailbait.

Dimebag Darrell was always flaunting his pink-beardedness.
Look at that guy with all those girls, he definitely has some pink-beardedness goin on.

pink-beardedness by UnicornClown August 1, 2012

Pink Beard 

The result of a man with a white beard performing cunnilingus on a woman while on her period.

Santa totally had mad pink beard after going down on Mrs. Claus.

Pink Beard by kelskilla August 28, 2012

Pinkbeard 

The Cotton Candy Pirate-captain, famous for her song, "Pirates are Hardcore".

I saw Pinkbeard with her guitar yesterday; she seemed thrashed.

Pinkbeard by laceyface March 14, 2009