pinched face
Someone who looks like they had their faced pinched together with a giant hand. Pinched nose and sloping forward face.
pinched face by hugedumps October 8, 2005
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punched in the face by urine
metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.
Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"
punched in the face by urine by tinogrrl January 12, 2011
punched in the face
When you drink mass amounts of liquor quickly, and you feel the same until 15 minutes later when it crushes yo' face. Hence, the liquor metaphorically punches you right in the face.
Drinker: Yo, I just chugged 99 bananas and I don't feel a thing.
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!
Boozehound: Wait till you get punched in the face so hard!
punched in the face by Estep March 30, 2009
Someone who's never been punched in the face
A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.
God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.
Someone who's never been punched in the face by NibbaDestroyer April 7, 2021
verbally punched in the face
Girl: Zack you're such an stupid guy, I'm gonna copulate with your best friend!
Zack: Well I just got verbally punched in the face!
Zack: Well I just got verbally punched in the face!
verbally punched in the face by Kiteshugo June 9, 2010
Punched in the face
Hym "When did you get punched in the face!? What did you say immediately before getting punched in the face?"
Punched in the face by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
And then I punched him/her in the face.
I spent yesterday with my gramma. We shopped and had lunch. (weird silence from audience) ....and then I punched him/her in the face.
And then I punched him/her in the face. by Stevensgirlie January 20, 2011
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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