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poopstache 

A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.
Mom i know i'm only 14, but i seriously need a razor. I have a poopstache, for christ's sake!
poopstache by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

pimpstable

An area or building in which a pimp will house his ho's. Also used to comment on an individuals decorative tastes.
Yo Elvin, careful, we're stepping into Big Marcel's pimpstable once we've crossed this street

or

Marcus, I simply adore what you've done with the place, it's so colourful, it almost looks like a pimpstable
pimpstable by mattiojohn January 10, 2011

pimpmacher

Just talk to Pimpmacher. He'll hook you up with the finest japs in the shtetl.
Who do you want, Natalie Portman, Sarah Silverman, Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis? Pimpmacher can get you anybody.
pimpmacher by Pimpmacher January 21, 2011

poopstache 

When you have poop on your upper lip like a mustache. You can have many types of poopstaches in the form of a traditional mustache- like pinchers, goatee, soul patch, etc.
Dang it, I hate having a poopstache, it stinks worse than open cow ass.
poopstache by Eva Westberg April 29, 2008

pistache 

pronounced: piss-tach-ay
A vagina moustache... derived from pistachio and alot of booze...
used to describe a girl who is a bitch, and has a moustache
1: Yo... that girl is a total pistache... look at her moustache...

2: Yeah she's a bitch!
pistache by m-dawwg July 23, 2008

pimpstachio

The outcome of when a pimp busts a nut.
He left her face covered in pimpstachio as he proceeded to shake out her purse for any money she might have hidden.
pimpstachio by enullz March 25, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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