pimpstache 

a person with a mustache shaped arrangement of pimples above a persons upper lip.

''Dude! Did you see that kids pimpstache?''

pimpstache by caboose_is_awsome November 5, 2009

poopstache 

A thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. They are usually found on pubescent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won't buy them razors.

Mom i know i'm only 14, but i seriously need a razor. I have a poopstache, for christ's sake!

poopstache by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

pimpstable

An area or building in which a pimp will house his ho's. Also used to comment on an individuals decorative tastes.

Yo Elvin, careful, we're stepping into Big Marcel's pimpstable once we've crossed this street

or

Marcus, I simply adore what you've done with the place, it's so colourful, it almost looks like a pimpstable

pimpstable by mattiojohn January 10, 2011

pimpmacher

Jewish pimp king

Just talk to Pimpmacher. He'll hook you up with the finest japs in the shtetl.
Who do you want, Natalie Portman, Sarah Silverman, Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis? Pimpmacher can get you anybody.

pimpmacher by Pimpmacher January 21, 2011

poopstache 

When you have poop on your upper lip like a mustache. You can have many types of poopstaches in the form of a traditional mustache- like pinchers, goatee, soul patch, etc.

Dang it, I hate having a poopstache, it stinks worse than open cow ass.

poopstache by Eva Westberg April 29, 2008

pistache 

pronounced: piss-tach-ay
A vagina moustache... derived from pistachio and alot of booze...
used to describe a girl who is a bitch, and has a moustache

1: Yo... that girl is a total pistache... look at her moustache...

2: Yeah she's a bitch!

pistache by m-dawwg July 23, 2008

pimpstachio

The outcome of when a pimp busts a nut.

He left her face covered in pimpstachio as he proceeded to shake out her purse for any money she might have hidden.

pimpstachio by enullz March 25, 2010