pimped off 

To leave or walk away.

I was supposed to get picked up, but dude called saying his car broke down so I just pimped off.

pimped off by YaBoiInc February 3, 2025

piped off 

to recieve fellatio - when a lucky girl gets to suck ones cock.

that girl was piping me off big style last nite.

i love it when i get piped off deep throat style.

piped off by dj pheb October 5, 2005

Jerking-Off Pumped 

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

Jerking-Off Pumped by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011