pilot dress

A very short skirt; noted as less than 2" below the cockpit

Dave: "Holy crap, Walt! Check out that chick. When she bends over, you can nearly see her ass!!"
Walt: "I'd like to grab the controls and fly that Pilot Dress!!"

by BJ Titzengolph August 10, 2017

pilotress

The feminine form of "pilot".

Alberta is a highly skilled pilotress.

by Kyngge Arþur April 26, 2011