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fart pillow 

Practical Joke involving farting on a pillow, then briefly smothering someone with said pillow. A variation of that old classic, the Ducth Oven.
A good fart pillow involves the perpetrator shouting "FART PILLOW!!" at the top of their voice when doing the deed.
fart pillow by Charlie Amos January 16, 2008

fart pillow 

When, in an effort to be funny, you back up against someone and let it rip. The recipient has become your fart pillow. Another variation is fart cushion.
Ex-girlfriends make great fart pillows
fart pillow by bobby the douche February 12, 2005

Pillow Farter 

A person who farts on their girlfriend's pillow.
AJ Rothert is a goddamn pillow farter.
That pillow farter gave me pink eye
Pillow Farter by radasballs September 23, 2011

Pillowforting 

Pillowforting is to when you construct a fortress out of pillows and/or blankets for the express purpose of disguising sensual or sexual contact as innocent. This is typically done by teenagers who want to hide their actions from parents, siblings, or friends, but it can also be done by anyone who wants to kiss or fuck while cozy.
Example 1:
Person A: Do you want to make a pillow fort?
Person B: Hell yes.

Example 2:
Person A: I pillowforted Person B so hard last night that the ceiling collapsed in on us.
Person C: Damn, did you get caught?
Person A: No, we kept our clothes mostly on anyways.

Example 3:
"Pillowforting is my favorite way to make out with my partner."
Pillowforting by Dyspros February 6, 2023

pillowfarmer

One who farms pillows, if filled with cotton, then the farmer would be negro.
"That chocolate is such a pillowfarmer!"
pillowfarmer by Kitty September 12, 2004

Pillowfort 

A new blog platform in beta as of Dec.2018 aiming to do for fan blogs what ao3 did for fan fic due to the mismangement of Tumblr.
Hey did you here Tumblr is purging all "adult content?"
No, that cant be right I got 12 ask from porn-bots yesterday.

Yeah, it was supposed to purge bots but instead just flagged user content and deleted a bunch of real user accounts.
Fuck it, I'm paying to join the Pillowfort beta. I need porn comics