1.You are punched millions of times until your body parts are literally fallen off and you are 7/8 dead.
2.You are having extremelyhardcore sex.
3.A bulldozer is driving up stuff on the ground.
Freeze a log of feces. Enter a 69 position, with the woman on bottom and man on top. The man uses his hands to plow the woman vaginally or anally with the frozen log while she gives him a rusty trombone (i.e., giving a rim job while performing a hand job). When the man reaches climax, he turns into a position in which he can jizz on his lover's face while slapping her in the face with the soggy poopsicle.
Sex position where a woman would do a tripod hand stand (resting on her head and palms with her knees on her elbows) while the man is inserted while laying facedown with arms and legs splayed out. The man would then use the bed post or another solid object to spin himself with his arms and legs stuck out perpendicular to his body like the rotors of a helicopter. See also funky Donnie fritz
A fighting technique used by Rachet islanders. Taking their opponent by the head and ramming in the sand several times unail unconsciousness is reached.
That bitch Chanel gave her husband's baby's momma an island pile drive for asking for more child support. That bitch went down! Piledriving pile fight