pikestaff

Penis

Can also be used as a derogatory term.
That guy has a huge pikestaff

That guy is a huge pikestaff
by LubyLu April 28, 2006
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Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff

A synonym of Fuck My Life with a religious twist. An expression of extreme displeasure pertaining to an event, action, or outcome.
Bro1: Dude, your girlfriend just fucked another guy.
Bro2: Oh, Jesus Christ on a Pikestaff!
by Dunbarbalooie2 October 06, 2010
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