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pike county

a county full of a bunch of yee yees and girls that thing they are bad ass bitches , all guys have stds ,nicotine addicts everywhere , everyone knows everybody's business , baseball players , ugly girl with gaps in there teeth that think they are shit because they have some clout on tick tok for no reason
guy: wanna race in the walmart parking lot ?
guy 2 : you must be from pike county
pike county by secert thot January 14, 2020

Pike County

Located an hour south of Atlanta, just below griffin, this is a large county with a small population. A portion of the population contains slutty and dumb e-girls who think that other schools don’t also have sexual misconduct issues. This portion of the population is met with hard working, blue collar, and prideful populants.
E-girl: I hate Pike County Schools. They’re like the only school that has sexual misconduct issues.

Me, an intellectual: You whore.
Pike County by Zadiac July 30, 2019

Pike County, GA 

A big county, with a very small population below Griffin, GA. Its known for its one high school, its abundance of cows and rednecks, and cops who have nothing better else to do than bust people for small amounts of weed, even though administrators of the high school have been caught speaking inappropriately to minors.
George: Did you hear? Bob was arrested for a gram of that good, but the principal of the high school was caught looking at child pornography but he still works there...

David: Yeah, in Pike County, GA...
Pike County, GA by LilLove87 September 13, 2012

Pike County Ohio 

The land is breeded on yeehaws and cornbread. It’s either the drugs or the A Plant that’s got the people going ape shit. The land is nothing but back roads and more back roads. The cops there are sure nice and even nicer to gamble stolen money. Our mascots is between a Tiger, Redstreaks, Indians, and Eagles. Oh but don’t be alarmed, we got a Walmart down the road where you can surely see Bobby sue pissing on a stick in the parking lot after her boyfriend Ricky just overdosed on Yeehaw Black Ice. Also say hi to the local thieves around here that will steal the tin right off your house. Yikes. There’s nothing but lost dreams and drugs everywhere. Welcome to good ole pike county. We also got motels with bed bugs! Hell yeah partner.
“Hey have you been to pike county ohio?”

Ain’t that the place where them scary folks be?
Pike County Ohio by Iamagoober27 February 16, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026