pifhawt Share definition Flag This is a contraction of the phrase "pink-faced half-wit", which appears in a September 2010 article on www.theonion.com. Current American 3rd party political movements present a big tent full of opportunity for pifhawts. pifhawt by SpritizenKane October 5, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the pifhawt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
