scramardamden

A contraction meaning "scratched, marred, damaged, or dented".
Selling scramardamden goods on eBay is just asking for headaches.
by SpritizenKane December 14, 2013
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pifhawt

This is a contraction of the phrase "pink-faced half-wit", which appears in a September 2010 article on www.theonion.com.
Current American 3rd party political movements present a big tent full of opportunity for pifhawts.
by SpritizenKane October 05, 2010
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