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a celebratory hand slapping gesture between two persons given horizontally as opposed the vertical high five. Rarely do the thumbs meet, so technically a pie four but still called a pie five for the sake of simplicity. In math, the high five and the pie five are related. The end nodes of the high five are all vertical (29, 47, 77) while the "pie" numbers are neatly tucked inside the high five and are aligned horizontally. They are 33, 42, 54 and 69; the difference between them is 9, 12 and 15, a Pythagorean Triple. The word "pie" in this definition stands for "Pythagorean". Pie also has a connotation of meaning "random" or "different" and is implied in this definition since the pie five is basically an alternate way of doing a high five. Frequently used in the context of successfully arranging a date with someone nice - "a sweetie pie".
Two good friends meet. "I just asked the hottest girl in school out and she said, 'Yes.'" "You @sshole... pie five!" (Horizontal hand slap.)
pie five by tgifrydei December 27, 2014
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Verb: Slapping a puss with an open palm.
i just gave that stripper a pie five, apparently that is not allowed (even in the champagne room).
pie five by lesbenson November 12, 2013

five guy cream pie 

An all male orgy of five guys or more. The acts committed are limited only by the participants imagination but a true five guy cream pie MUST consist of at least two things; a) five male participants and b) lots of semen
Joseph R. Cools: "Did you see Antron is in the hospital?"
Dr. Steve: "No, what happened?!"
Joseph R. Cools: "He took part in a five guy cream pie last night"
Dr. Steve: "When will he learn?"