pickle boat 

1. historically, a fishing boat that would fish for pickled herring would come in to dock last. so "coming in off the pickle boat" or "falling off the pickle boat" would mean that you're the last to find something out, and would like an ass for saying it.

2. alternate definition: a cock that's bent in a downward angle when hard.

1.
Q: "Did you know that OJ killed Nicole?"
A: "Dude, I didn't just fall off the pickle boat you know."

2. (alt)
Q: "Yo Keith, why your ass bleedin' so bad?"
A: "Huh? Wha? Yeesh, I just fell off the pickle boat!"

pickle boat by DYow May 29, 2008

Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach 

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.

Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach by teenag-er December 31, 2012

picklebot 

A picklebot is when a person has made a mess of their knickers. Picklebots often create wet patches and marks that are unpleasant for others who, for example may want the use of a chair after a picklebot. The 'pickle' or wet patch is often created from a person's wet pants, through sweat, urine or simply getting out of a pool and sitting on a nice, often fabricated chair. Picklebots pay no regard to the next user of the chair.

Oh my God, look at that wet patch on my silk covered Chaise Long! Where's the disgraceful picklebot who did this!?

picklebot by Iamrock August 16, 2017

picklebate 

To masturbate using fruits or vegetables as sex toys

I broke up with my boyfriend last week, and the cucumbers in my garden were starting to bloom, so I decided to picklebate instead of going out to pick up a guy.

picklebate by mysteryweapon July 23, 2010