pibnis

pibnis (also a lifestyle, religion, gender, sexuality, and american rock band my chemical romance's drummer)

example 1: "pibnis is yo mama"

example 2: "why are u being such a pib rn"

pibnis by imnotokay69 December 28, 2020

Pionism 

To revolt against government corruption through non-life-threatening destruction of government property by use of farm equipment.

That guy just crushed 7 cars with a huge tractor! He's part of the Pionism movement.

That dude just sprayed city hall with a shit spreader! Yeah, he's part of the Pionism movement too!

Pionism by The Vermonster August 11, 2012

12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014

pianist

Someone who plays the piano. This word is pronounced pee-AN-ist. Don't forget the A. We are musicians, not parts of male anatomy.

The pianist spent three hours perfecting his Hanon exercises until his fingers felt like they were going to fall off.

pianist by cygnusx1 January 1, 2009

Pionism 

Worshiping an angry bearded bald man by drink green juice everyday

I have been part of the pionism religion since 9th grade.

Pionism by Shmiky shmakers September 19, 2017

pianissimo

A dynamic level in music. The softest (quietest) kind of dynamic level.

Pianissimo is so quiet, we could barely hear it.

pianissimo by RealSGII2 December 12, 2018

Pianist

Someone who is racist towards penises.

“Omg Becky look at his dick!”
“Ew, shut the fuck up!”
“Wait, are you being pianist right now?”
“I guess so bitch!”

Pianist by SouthParkUnbreakableFantasy July 29, 2020