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piano dance

where a dog is tied up by its neck and hung up, its feet barely touching the ground, until it is slowly and excruciatingly strangled to death.
Person 1: I did the piano dance to my dog!

Person 2: You're disgusting!!
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dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.
When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".
by BenDreadful March 29, 2015
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