phuck

a homonym to the old school word "fuck" but refers to machine intercourse, instead of genital intercourse. The term is derived from a man named Chris who holds regular discussions called "phuckathons" in Sproul Plaza of UC Berkeley. It's part of an ongoing debate of whether it is better to live in harmony with the earth and someday dying or to live forever in cyberspace as a silicon being.

"Stop phucking your cell phone!"

by Luman October 30, 2007

Phuck

The clean version of FUCK

Aw phuck I forgot to do my homework

by amizzyjr December 5, 2017

Phuck

One day my f key jammed and I couldn't write anything with the letter f. I solved it by the following post.

Uck the letter that is next to letter d on my keyboard is busted. Its ucked! But don't worry ive worked out a way around this and its phucking good!

Now most of my friends use it. I find its kind of a ladies way of swearing online!

Phuck that!

Im a lady I don't phucking swear.

Phuck

by Nat-Nat22 May 22, 2014

Phuck

Stick something sextually into an outlet it can be anything

I just got done phucking with a stick

by Phuck/phucking March 12, 2017

phuck

Way of writing the word fuck in emails at work and not being detected by the comapny filter

phuck you, good buddy!

by Manny Sheen August 30, 2004

Phuck

New species of animal discovered in kew by a crazy philanthropist half duck half pheasant the phuck

Oh my god have you seen that fucking phuck

by Hummy November 24, 2013

phuck

Fuck, but with a ph. A phine specimen of NAZA's ph phenomenon that was phurther developed with the Phobia Phear coaster at Lake Compounce.
Phace your phear!

Ah phuck y'all, my gpa is really gonna take a hit phrom that pound of weed.

by alhammer December 23, 2017