When a man has a photographic memory of all titties he has ever seen.
Man A: *watching porn*: Dude I've seen those tittes somewhere before.
Man B: What do you mean man?
Man A: Dude I have a phototitic memory, I never forget a pair of tits. Those belong to my ex girlfriend Laquisha.
The act of stopping picture trades with a person namingly because a person loss interest after seeing what they look like. Usually occurs after initially messaging a person and seeing closeups. See ghost chat.
Marissa: So I was talking to this guy the other day and he photoditched me after we agreed to swap pictures and I shared a few of them.
Jordan: That's rude, I think he only wanted to see you naked.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!