phone gay

Someone puts a strap-on on their phone so they can film themself getting boned in the ass.

Isaiah is a phone gay

phone gay by Izumii67 May 22, 2018

gay phone bitch 

A gay man of whatever age, personality, and description, who subscribes to a telephone service the purpose of which is to encourage "live hook-ups," but who, when responding to those interested in getting together, wants nothing more than phone sex.

"Hey, man. Thanks for getting back to me. Just kicking back naked in my bed jackin' it. I am from NYC, but I'm vacationing with my relatives in Philly, and I am so hard, babe, let's bang it out hard and dirty over the phone. I wanna be your gay phone bitch."

gay phone bitch by cooperbcp August 13, 2009

Phong is Gay

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Phong is Gay by C2K777 October 13, 2020

Gayla's Cell Phone 

A mystical object which has never been seen by human eyes. It has been said that this phone exists
1. a legendary object, which has never been seen by human eyes, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, that is rumored to be kept at her house stuffed in a drawer, which is naturally the most normal place for a cell phone to be.
2. stories or matter of this kind: realm of myth.
3. any invented story, idea, or concept.
4. an imaginary or fictitious thing or person: I had read about the Lady Of The Lake in Arthurian mythology in high school, and she's got nothing on Gayla's Cell Phone
5. an unproved or false collective belief that is used to justify a social institution.

Hey let's call Gayla on her cell phone! Oh wait, Gayla's Cell Phone is at home in her drawer, where it retains maximum usefulness.

Gayla's Cell Phone by richurd September 23, 2008