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Phobes 

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Phobes aka bestest person ever is an author on the platform " wit ", and recently, wattpad. Also known as the best author, they are also very, very kind and deserve the whole world.
( + they are also hated by their keyboard so cancel the keyboard )
person: any good books ?
me: read all of phobes' fanfictions or else i'll show up at your window at 3 am
Phobes by winwong October 21, 2021
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Phobes 

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Phobes aka bestest person ever is an author on the platform " wit ", and recently, wattpad. Also known as the best author, they are also very, very kind and deserve the whole world.
( + they are also hated by their keyboard so cancel the keyboard )
person: any good books ?
me: read all of phobes' fanfictions or else i'll show up at your window at 3 am
Phobes by winwong October 21, 2021

pay phones 

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Phones that cost 50 cents to use & are out in public. They used to be 10 cents in the 70's & 5 cents in New Orleans.
When I used pay phones in the 70's, I was surprised that it only gave 3 minutes of talk time for 10 cents!
pay phones by Starchylde May 28, 2016

phobeismist 

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1. noun: A person who is engaged in and has expert knowledge in all things offensive, especially regarding race and sex. A professional phobismist views it as their duty to tell you why you should be offended.

2. noun: One who studies human behavior and culture to answer questions regarding all things offensive. A phobeismist may be involved in studying political correctness, being offended on someone else's behalf who is not offended, policing of ideas and language, and other free-speech-limiting activities.

Derived from phobe, ism, and ist.
My friend at Berkeley is studying hard to become a professional phobeismist.
phobeismist by Unframeofmind November 26, 2019

2 phones 

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Basically a person who has 2 phones is a dope dealer.
Friend:Aye man why you got 2 phones? Dealer: One for the clients and one for the plug man.
2 phones by KC gangsta September 5, 2016

ist-phobe 

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The backbone of the social justice warrior debate strategy.

Everyone that disagrees with a social justice warrior feelings logic should be labeled as an "-ist" and a "-phobe". Now it is no longer necessary to pick one that is relevant, or more likely isn't relevant to the situation such as "racist, or "homophobe". Just combine all of them together so you are always right by using the term "ist-phobe".
Member of the Patriarchy: Let us discuss this peer reviewed scientific study to see the data on this issue.
SJW: You're just an ist-phobe so your arguments do not count. STFU.
ist-phobe by Titomosquito December 3, 2016
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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