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Phobes

The nickname given to someone with dickophobia
Why is Phobes so frigid?
by paul12321 July 15, 2011
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Phobes

Phobes aka bestest person ever is an author on the platform " wit ", and recently, wattpad. Also known as the best author, they are also very, very kind and deserve the whole world.
( + they are also hated by their keyboard so cancel the keyboard )
person: any good books ?
me: read all of phobes' fanfictions or else i'll show up at your window at 3 am
by winwong October 21, 2021
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Phobes

Phobes aka bestest person ever is an author on the platform " wit ", and recently, wattpad. Also known as the best author, they are also very, very kind and deserve the whole world.
( + they are also hated by their keyboard so cancel the keyboard )
person: any good books ?
me: read all of phobes' fanfictions or else i'll show up at your window at 3 am
by winwong October 21, 2021
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pay phones

Phones that cost 50 cents to use & are out in public. They used to be 10 cents in the 70's & 5 cents in New Orleans.
When I used pay phones in the 70's, I was surprised that it only gave 3 minutes of talk time for 10 cents!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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phobeismist

1. noun: A person who is engaged in and has expert knowledge in all things offensive, especially regarding race and sex. A professional phobismist views it as their duty to tell you why you should be offended.

2. noun: One who studies human behavior and culture to answer questions regarding all things offensive. A phobeismist may be involved in studying political correctness, being offended on someone else's behalf who is not offended, policing of ideas and language, and other free-speech-limiting activities.

Derived from phobe, ism, and ist.
My friend at Berkeley is studying hard to become a professional phobeismist.
by Unframeofmind November 26, 2019
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2 phones

Basically a person who has 2 phones is a dope dealer.
Friend:Aye man why you got 2 phones? Dealer: One for the clients and one for the plug man.
by KC gangsta September 5, 2016
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ist-phobe

The backbone of the social justice warrior debate strategy.

Everyone that disagrees with a social justice warrior feelings logic should be labeled as an "-ist" and a "-phobe". Now it is no longer necessary to pick one that is relevant, or more likely isn't relevant to the situation such as "racist, or "homophobe". Just combine all of them together so you are always right by using the term "ist-phobe".
Member of the Patriarchy: Let us discuss this peer reviewed scientific study to see the data on this issue.
SJW: You're just an ist-phobe so your arguments do not count. STFU.
by Titomosquito December 3, 2016
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